Play a Little Guitar: Scenes From My Life (Continued)

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Scenes From My Life (Continued)

Scene V

As a middle-aged wanna-be guitarist father drives his teenage daughter home through the park, they discuss the arts and the nature of innate talent.

Daughter: By the way, you're guitar playing has improved some lately ...

Father (blushing and trying to restrain his pride): Thanks, it's nice of you to say that.

Daughter: ... but it's still annoying.

Father barely manages to keep from swerving off the road.

(For previous episodes of 'Scenes From My Life,' see this and this.)

2 comments:

ramin said...: Sounds a bit like my wife commenting the other day that she's happy that she can begin to identify what I'm trying to play...; November 24, 2009 9:50 AM
Paula Butturini said...: Life (and children) can be so cruel...; November 24, 2009 3:07 PM

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GUITARTALK

"The one I've got in my hand at any particular time."
— Keith Richards on his favorite guitar

"Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded."
— Jimi Hendrix

"It's the only instrument that you put your arms around. You hold it right to your chest and it becomes part of you. To be a guitar player is the most fantastic and exhausting thing."
— Randy Bachman

"No matter how long you play guitar, there's always something else to learn ...
"I always liked the idea of the guitar because cowboys played the guitar."
— Tom Petty

"About 10 years ago I knew three chords on the guitar. Now, in 1982, I know three chords on the guitar."
— Freddie Mercury

"Some people think they're just pieces of wood."
— Stevie Ray Vaughan

"Musically, I am still hooked and just hypnotized by the sound of the guitar itself. I mean, a guitar sounds good if you drop it on the floor."
— Leo Kottke

"I sang because it was my ticket to getting to play the guitar. To this day, if I had my preference, I'd be a guitar player in some singer's band."
— Merle Haggard

"I’ve deliberately left certain things vague about the guitar because I like the primitive aspect of the way I play and think about the guitar ... I just start to play and hope for the best."
— Elvis Costello

"Guitar playing is a release, liberation. Put simply, it is freedom."
— W.C. Handy

"I don't play a lot of fancy guitar. I don't want to play it. The kind of guitar I want to play is mean, mean licks."
— John Lee Hooker

"I'd think learning to play the guitar would be very confusing for sighted people."
— Doc Watson

"Elmore James only knew one lick but you had the feeling that he meant it."
— Frank Zappa

"When I first started playing guitar when I was 12, I just never stopped."
— Robert Cray

"I began to learn a lot of chords and rhythms. It was a bit boring at the time but came in very handy later on."
— Alvin Lee

"My first love was the sound of a guitar."
— Boz Scaggs

"A friend of mine ... came up one day with an old guitar. I don't know where he got it, I don't know how long he'd had it but he knew about two chords on it. He proceeded to teach them to me and then we proceeded to go crazy over music."
— Charlie Daniels

"The guitar obsession started for me at a very young age -- before I could even wrap my hand around the neck. But I knew that's what I wanted to do."
— Robbie Robertson

"A man can't have too many guitars or shotguns."
— Robert Earl Keen, who has about 25 of each

"I took the guitar with me to the bathroom. Everywhere I went, I played it — because I loved it."
— Chet Atkins

"I got my first guitar at age 7 and never laid it down. Mama taught me G, C and D and it was off to the races, son!"
— Jerry Reed

"When I sit down and play the guitar, I'm 20 years old again."
— J.J. Cale

"I'm really very embarrassed about my guitar playing, in one way, because it's very poor. I can never move but I can make a guitar speak."
— John Lennon

“I am very primitive in my guitar style. Frankly, I need some new tricks.”
— John Hiatt on his plans to take guitar lessons in 2009

"The guitar is the easiest instrument to play and the hardest to play well."
— Andres Segovia

"I can only play six chords on the guitar."
— Patti Smith

“The intrinsic personality of the instrument transcends genre. The guitar, by its nature, is filled with personality and imperfections that all players share.”
— Jorma Kaukonen

"Discovering the guitar is like finding a new continent that exists within your fingertips."
— Will Hodgkinson in "Guitar Man"

"When you play the guitar, you don't have to say nothing. The girls would say something to you."
— Buddy Guy

"When I walk on stage the guitar is just sitting there and it says, 'Play me.' That's my whole thing."
— Stephen Stills

"The first time I ever saw him play I was made to understand / The music may start way down in your heart / But it's got to come out of your hand."
— Jon Dee Graham in the song "Jesse Taylor"

"The guitar is a really weird, primitive instrument."
— Ry Cooder

"I wanted to learn how to do everything a person could do on a guitar. Of course, that was impossible."
— David Bromberg

"My chosen instrument is guitar and, fortunately, I'm able to muddle through that. I can play guitar to the point where I can express myself artistically."
— Joe Perry

"You don’t need talent, you don’t need rhythm, I can teach you guitar ... What I’m trying to say is this is easy and anyone can jam with me and have some fun."
— Nils Lofgren, E Street Band guitarist

"The thing about guitar players is we're all like a brotherhood or sisterhood. We don't care if you're great, good, bad, in between or whatever. As long as you love it, then we're all going to help each other."
— Tommy Emmanuel

"Pain or romance. That’s what I do with the guitar. I don’t do scales. I either make it sound like it’s in pain or in love."

— Dick Dale

"I don't read music. I don't write it. So I wander around on the guitar until something starts to present itself."
— James Taylor

"The two of us even look alike. My musician pals haven't carved and written their names on me the way they have on Trigger but we're both pretty bruised and battered."
— Willie Nelson in his book "The Tao of Willie"

"An uncle of mine emigrated to Canada and couldn't take his guitar with him. When I found it in the attic, I'd found a friend for life."

— Sting

"I have a guitar made out of a 2x4 that I bought in Cleveland. You know, in Iraq, you can't have a guitar in the window of a music store because it's too sexy. You know, the curves. so I could go over there with these 2x4 guitars and really take the country by storm."

— Tom Waits

"There’s so much that can be done on the guitar. And that’s what is so good about the guitar — everyone can really enjoy themselves on it and have a good time, which is what it’s all about. Right?"
— Jimmy Page

"If I look like a good guitar player it's because that's my whole thing — to look like I'm playing the guitar — but really I'm not."
— Pete Townshend in 1968

"Once I found the guitar, I had the key to the highway."
— Bruce Springsteen

"To me a guitar is kind of like a woman. You don't know why you like 'em but you do."
— Waylon Jennings

"First guitars tend to be like first loves: ill-chosen, unsuitable, short-lived and unforgettable."
— Tim Brookes in "Guitar: An American Life"

"I started taking guitar lessons when the Brooklyn Dodgers left Brooklyn. I was so depressed, so my parents bought [me] a guitar."
— Neil Diamond

"If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV."
— Homer Simpson

TELECASTERTALK

"There are two kinds of people in the world: those that play Stratocasters and those that play Telecasters ... when that big rock 'n' roll clock strikes 12, I will be buried with my Tele on."
— Bruce Springsteen

"When I started playing the Telecaster, I realized I'd graduated. This was the big boy's tool!"
— Keith Richards

"I had enjoyed playing a Gibson but the Tele seemed to embody the term 'electric guitar' so much more."
— Albert Lee

"It's a California guitar. It's a masterpiece. Thank God for America. Thank God for Leo. It's a beautiful guitar. I play it like a chainsaw and it's still beautiful."
— Pete Townshend

"It's one of those things they got right the first time."
— Bill Kirchen

"Sure, I like country music
I like mandolins
But right now I need a Telecaster
Through a Vibrolux turned up to 10"
— John Hiatt on "Memphis in the Meantime"

"I was 12 or 13 years old and I walked past the local music store and there in the window was a beautiful blonde Telecaster ... My dad took me down the next day to try it out, and we picked it up for I think around $300, which was an awful lot of money back in those days. Ever since then it's been my life."
— James Burton

"What I do love about a Telecaster is it’s just so simple in its design and it’s just this chunk of wood that cost $120 when it was made and it’s really stood the test of time quite well."
— Vince Gill

"The Telecaster has two sounds -- a good one and a bad one."
— Jimi Hendrix

POTENTIAL BAND NAMES

Stinktown Willie & the Hard Liquors
Fretbuzz
The Various & Assorteds
The Sexy Librarians
The Irreverends
The Stringlers
Stinks in Here
The Imperfect Strangers
Rude, Crude & Unsubdued
The Sloppy Thirds
Full Bladder
Insignificant Others
The Onerous Burdens
The Sickentards
The Young Fogies
Your Imaginary Friends
The Supernatural Country Rockin' Galoots
Divide by Zero
The Time Beings
Somewhat Miffed
The Mildly Irritated Mob
Pootie & the Broken Wind
Strikone Bachs
Paul Mall & the Willie Nillies
Olden Blue
Guitar Hero Zero
Nervous Rex
The Bad Jokes
Slap Happy & the Raw Emotions
The Long Goners
Undecided Teeth
Vaya con Fritos
Someone's Sandwich

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Scenes From My Life (Continued)

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Scenes From My Life (Continued)

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WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?

POTENTIAL BAND NAMES: What should I name the never-to-come-to-pass band? You can vote for three choices and voting ends Feb. 28.

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